Hold up, Lagos party people! Sensational afrobeat queen Tiwa Savage just posted a hilarious heads-up on her Instagram story today, and you better listen up before your next house party turns into a full-blown escape room.
According to the “Stamina” crooner, the moment you hear someone drop the phrase “But we are all adults here” during a house party, it’s your cue to hit the gas and disappear faster than Usain Bolt at the Olympics.
Now, we all know that phrase usually signals the beginning of trouble. Things might get a little too wild, a little too messy, and let’s face it, sometimes adults act anything but…adult.
So, next time you find yourself surrounded by questionable decisions and questionable dance moves, and someone utters those magic (read: ominous) words, just remember Tiwa’s sage advice:
“RUN, Lagos! RUN! Don’t ask questions, just trust Tiwa. Your dignity (and probably your liver and privates) will thank you later.”
So, the next time you’re at a house party, keep your ears peeled for that suspicious phrase. And if you hear it, don’t be a hero. Just channel your inner Usain Bolt and make a smooth exit. Your future self will thank you.
And hey, if Tiwa Savage is giving us safety tips, who are we to argue? After all, the queen knows best!
Now, go forth and party responsibly, Lagos…but remember, when those “adult” words drop, it’s time to make a strategic retreat. 